Gay African Penguins Separated by Toronto Zoo – Did Rob Ford Make the Call? :) November 8, 2011

An African Penguin

CFN  – Alas, for Pedro and Buddy, their dalliance; their burgeoning love for each other and desire to mate is being dashed by a Toronto zoo.  The love birds, brought over from a Toledo Ohio facility were chosen to mate as the African Penguin’s fast becoming endangered; but in spite of frolicking with 12 other penguins they’ve chosen each other rather than prospective females.

The Zoo has decided to break the couple up and force them into the confines of female penguins to help perpetuate the species.

Pedry and Buddy

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyob3yHVOgs

And to Pedro and Buddy I dedicate this 80’s classic video.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ&ob=av2e

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9 Responses to "Gay African Penguins Separated by Toronto Zoo – Did Rob Ford Make the Call? :) November 8, 2011"

  1. tnpreacher555   November 9, 2011 at 7:16 AM

    Pedry and Buddy should go to their nearest adoption agency and adopt some young penguins.

    “The Zoo has decided to break the couple up and force them into the confines of female penguins to help perpetuate the species” – I thought it was all about love not procreation? “perpetuate the species – God’s design in creating them! Homosexuals should learn this lesson too!

    God is not talking about penguins here –
    “For this reason, God gave them over to impurity to follow the lusts of their hearts and to dishonor their bodies with one another. They exchanged God’s truth for a lie and worshipped and served the creation rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen. For this reason, God gave them over to degrading passions. Even their females exchanged their natural sexual function for one that is unnatural. In the same way, their males also abandoned the natural sexual function of females and burned with lust for one another. Males committed indecent acts with males, and received in themselves the appropriate penalty for their perversion”( Rom 1::24-27).

  2. Furtz   November 9, 2011 at 8:56 AM

    Is was probably the Baptist zoo chaplain.

  3. Furtz   November 9, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    Yup, the human population just hit seven billion. There are are more people alive today than have ever died!
    We gotta get busy and make more babies to insure the success of the species.

  4. Stan   November 10, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    Has someone clued in the Preacher yet as to the fact that God did NOT write the Bible? It should be clear that all this “burning with lust” and “males committing indecent acts with males” was most certainly written by a man!

  5. Furtz   November 10, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    Now Stan. Don’t be bursting his bubble.

  6. PJR   November 10, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    Well said, Stan. You just did. A minor miracle, though, if your message gets through.

  7. Furtz   November 10, 2011 at 6:27 PM

    I sense that some bible quotes are about to be posted.

  8. tnpreacher555   November 11, 2011 at 7:53 AM

    Of course Stan you can prove your statement that -“God did not write the Holy Bible”? I can go to Bible archaeology and Textual criticism and come up with so strong arguments for the authorship of the Bible. If you, Stan, would do a little studying in Bible theology, you would come up with the answer on how God wrote the Bible – a co authorship between God and man. And last but not lease for sure, you could go to the source – the Bible! I will give you what the Bible says, for example, from a modern verse, so you wont stumble over the KJV –

    2Ti 3:16 -17 ” Everything in the Scriptures is God’s Word. All of it is useful for teaching and helping people and for correcting them and showing them how to live. The Scriptures train God’s servants to do all kinds of good deeds.”

    2Pe 1:19 -21 ” All of this makes us even more certain that what the prophets said is true. So you should pay close attention to their message, as you would to a lamp shining in some dark place. You must keep on paying attention until daylight comes and the morning star rises in your hearts. But you need to realize that no one alone can understand any of the prophecies in the Scriptures. The prophets did not think these things up on their own, but they were guided by the Spirit of God”.

    Note the last part of 2 Peter – “but they were guided by the Spirit of God”. Just like the incarnation of the Lord Jesus Christ is a miracle, the authorship, preservation of the Word of God is also a miracle.

    Heb 4:12 – 13 ” For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart. Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in his sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of him with whom we have to do”.

  9. Furtz   November 11, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    That’s just too freakin’ funny!

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