Have a Good Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Joke? Best Wins the Cash! Contest Ends June 1, 2013

rob fordCFN – I’m blown away by some of the Rob Ford jokes, images, and videos floating around the net, especially this piece by the great Jon Stewart, America’s most trusted News voice even though it’s the fake news!

There have been so many funny bits I thought we should have a contest.  So I consulted our budget and we have been able to round up $8.57…in Canadian funds!  My gosh he plays football like he’s on crack!

So post your Rob Ford joke, image, or video below and if  you get the most votes and highest rating you win the loot!  All $8.57!  In Canadian!

You can be anywhere in the world.  We’ll Paypal you the $8.57 Canadian anyplace on the planet!

It’s not up to you people while we all wait for the Rob Ford video to eventually hit the net which it probably should within a week.

Remember if you don’t post you can’t win!

Milena Cardinal


  1. What is Rob Ford favorite billiards game?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,8 ball

  2. Rob Ford was stopped at the border, they found 50lbs of crack

  3. Rob Ford announces his new plan for instant subway expansion, “First, we get a really big pipe …”

  4. Getting ready for his next career as a Plumber, he already has the crack!

    Any winnings can be donated to Galganov.com

  5. Best mayor ever.

  6. Toronto has a crack issue, and mayor Ford is cleaning up.

  7. Move over, Stephen Harper. Rob Ford is on a roll.

  8. He couldn’t make it as a mayor so i guess he is a rock star.

  9. What does nickleback and rob ford have in common they both want to be a rock star.

  10. Doug Ford says to his brother Rob, “Christmas is on a Friday this year.”
    Rob replies, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”

    A woman phones her neighbor across the street and says, “Mayor Ford, close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex.
    The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday.” Rob replies, “Well the joke’s on all of you because I wasn’t even at home yesterday.”

    Rob is in a hotel bathroom in Florida and his wife shouts, “Did you find the shampoo?”
    He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair; and I’ve just wet mine.”

    Rob goes to the vet with his goldfish. “I think it’s got epilepsy.”
    The vet takes a look and says, “It seems calm enough to me.”
    Rob replies, “Wait, I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet.”

    Mayor Ford spies a letter lying on his office floor. The envelope reads, “DO NOT BEND.”
    He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

    Doug Ford shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
    “Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.
    “No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”

    Rob Ford was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
    A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
    The cop says, “That’s your air freshener swinging about!”

    The Ford family dog goes missing and Rob is frantic.
    His wife says “Why don’t you put an ad in the paper?”
    He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
    “What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.
    “Here boy!” he replies.

    Rob Ford is in the Toronto drunk tank. An officer looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
    “Just WHAT are you doing and who the HELL did you get up there?” he asks, musing over the achievement.
    “Hanging myself,” replies Rob.
    “It should be around your neck” says the guard.
    “I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe.”

    Rob goes to his doctor quite worried because he had anal sex with his mistress who owns three Kentucky Fried Chicken franchises.
    He asks the Doc, “Can a woman get pregnant from anal sex?”
    The Doc, answers, “Well certainly, where do you think Toronto mayors come from?”

    An Italian tourist asks Rob Ford on a Florida fishing boat, “Why do Scuba divers always fall
    backwards off their boats?” Rob answers, “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”

    Doug and Rob find three grenades, and decide to turn them into police headquarters.
    Doug asks, “What if one explodes before we get there?” Rob says, “We’ll lie and say we only found two.”

  11. Give the man some credit to deal with this.
    Hes been dealt some serious blow in his time.
    Maybe he did crack under pressure?
    There will be some Chrystal blue sky’s ahead.
    Just ask Molly who meth with him the other day, this smoke will blow over.
    What are we Basing these allegations on?
    This man has been like a rock for the city.
    A man of Iron i say..
    This Man has been on spoon and needles trying to keep the city Together.

  12. call rob what you want but dont call him late for stupor

  13. rob ford has given up crack entirely, he is now addicted to cold turkey

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