Frozen Nuts Time as DEEP FREEZE to Hit Cornwall Ontario Region Tonight – FEB 12, 2015 Ontario –    Temperatures are going to plunge from -10 to -23 tonight in Cornwall with a wind chill of negative 11,000,000 as Winter digs in for the Mid February death grip!

It won’t warm up much until Saturday when Mother Nature will take a snow dump on us with 5-10 centimeters of the white stuff expected to blanket our frozen and turgid souls and cars.

It’s enough to make you get on a plane to Cuba…

Slippery conditions will exist because of the flash freezing and salt not working as well after -18.

Be careful and hopefully the MTO gives the 401 some extra attention in this weather as opposed to the last storm that led to multiple cars flying off the highway.

Remember to drive carefully in this weather.   Please don’t become a statistic.   And please give extra care to your pets in extreme temperatures.  Don’t leave them outside.



  1. According to Environment Canada gurus, this winter is gonna drag on into April. Sucks big-time.

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    geez Furtz!

  3. When I went down to get the mail around 4 p.m. my neighbor down the hall who works for a moving company here in Ottawa told me that it is already freezing outside. Gee I sure miss my squirrel friends in the parks.

  4. I get the picture.
    Glad I won’t be sleeping under a bridge tonight.

  5. As my sister would say, it’s colder than Stephen Harper’s heart!

  6. What heart? Harpoon Harpo has no heart- he is a {MODERATED} Cut it out Jules please.

  7. Love the headline! And the weather report! 🙂

  8. So much for global warming, or should I say climate change? That the Lord God of Heaven and Earth will allow us to have spring is of His mercy and kindness!

    “Are there any among the vanities of the Gentiles that can cause rain?[Environment Canada gurus??] or can the heavens give showers?[mother nature? art not thou he, O LORD our God? therefore we will wait upon thee: for thou hast made all these things”(Jer 14:22).

    “And also I(God our Creator) have withholden the rain from you, when there were yet three months to the harvest: and I caused it to rain upon one city, and caused it not to rain upon another city: one piece was rained upon, and the piece whereupon it rained not withered” (Amo 4:7).

  9. Newton, the overall average temperature of our six thousand year old planet has been steadily increasing year after year for many decades. The local weather in eastern Ontario, and bible verses have no relevance.

  10. “Relevance” says Furtz. Here is real climate change -“But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up”(2Pe 3:10).

    In Hell, Furtz, no climate change there, hot, hot, and hot, and that forever! “And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame”(Luke 16:24).

  11. Yesterday evening I went on a US alternative media site that I always go on and I had a good laugh thinking about our Furtz and global warming. On that site they put a picture of former US VP Al Gore full of icicles and had him shivering the words of Global Warming.

    Pastor hell is real and you can talk till the cows come home to Furtz and other non believers and they will never believe and you can talk to Furtz cat and cattle and you would have them all on their knees welcoming the Good Lord.

  12. You are too funny Newton. I’m shaking in my boots! But seriously, do you scare the poop out of young children and weak minded adults with that crazy BS?

  13. “The storm starts, when the drops start dropping. When the drops stop dropping then the storm starts stopping.” ― Dr. Seuss

  14. There’s no doubt about it Jules, Newton’s crazy stories about talking snakes and eternal torture by fire and such do catch the attention of some people. Thankfully, most people realize that they are just the ravings of seriously disturbed man.

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    A reminder to all to please debate the topic and not attack each other.

  16. Furtz I wish that you were right but I am afraid that the Pastor is right and what he is trying to get across to you and everyone is that the snake represents the devil. I won’t go into it here and tried to one time but Jamie wouldn’t print it and I know why and it is his paper and I have all the respect for him even when he has me grouded. LOL LOL. ROLF! Pastor Newton knows what I mean as well. If you look up about what religion actress Shirley MacLean got herself into which is also the religion that a lot of the world elite are into then this will help explain my meaning.

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